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Friday, April 18, 2014
have yourself a cozy little easter [egg].
truly, what is more uk-ier than an egg cosy?
well, other than a tea cosy. but so much less obvious.
tiny. whimsical. unnecessary. sort of froofy. oddly humorous.
they're like something a monty python sketch might revolve around.
nevertheless, they're out there, in many different iterations,
awaiting homes abundant with chilly soft-boiled eggs
for them to work their warming magic on.
here's a selection of egg cosies i found @ etsy.com,
ready for their biggest yearly season: easter.
enjoy!
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
big finish.
performance poet jesse parent,
addressing his namesake issue – parenting – particularly of a daughter,
at the 2013 salt city slam team selection finals.
watch it all the way through – the punchline really delivers.
Friday, April 11, 2014
a concious coupling . . .
of adele dazeem + screaming goats. you're welcome.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
no girls allowed. [yet.]
someone has created a great blog called boys clubs,
which is working to shine a light into the
"corners of the world where women have yet to tread."
just begun april 14th, the blog has already
noted some rather fascinating 100%-men groups & categories.
a sampling:
[unsurprising]
:: the fbi's ten most wanted, everyone wanted for terrorism,
crimes against children & cyber crimes.
:: everybody in charge of guantanamo bay.
:: current leaders of the national rifle association.
[sort of surprising]
:: all executive leadership at apple, inc.
:: all contributors to the freakonomics blog.
:: all committee chairs for this year's clio awards for advertising.
:: everyone to lead the international olympic committee ever.
:: everyone to play new york comedy festival.
:: the 2012-13 officers, board of governors & dog show committee
of the westminster kennel club.
:: every u.s. senate majority leader, minority leader,
majority whip & minority whip ever.
:: every person on a u.s. banknote ever.
:: groupon's senior management team.
[equal-opportunity]
:: the papal conclave [not to be confused with the paypal mafia,
also all-male].
:: the leadership of the mormon church.
:: the world’s 40 richest jews, according to forbes israel.
:: all incarnations of the Dalai Lama ever.
image source: mormondialogue.org.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
maddie the coonhound.
it's the classic story:
boy meets girl. girl dumps boy. boy's grandfather dies.
boy adopts a coonhound from petfinder.
boy + dog hit the road to visit all 50 states within 365 days.
boy discovers dog has charming, odd talent.
boy begins photographing dog balancing atop unusual things.
boy posts photos. boy gets book deal.
boy + dog hit the road on book tour.
ok, maybe not the classic story. but still a good one
about photographer theron humphrey & his dog maddie.
theron, having lost his girl & his grandfather,
quit his day job & decided to go cross-country,
documenting the stories of people he met along the way.
but just before he left, he adopted a canine companion. maddie the coonhound.
& as they began their journey together,
theron realized maddie was a good poser & a great balancer.
so he began putting her atop things. many, many things.
& he posted the photos up on instagram. & they went viral.
so, at the end of their 65k+ -mile road trip, they got a book deal.
the book, maddie on things:
a super serious project about dogs & physics, was published april 1st.
but theron + maddie's book tour began march 8th, at austin's south by southwest festival.
& yes, they are road-tripping it all around america again.
& yes, they are working on a new project, called "why we rescue."
here's why theron says he rescued maddie:
"maddie taught me that i should wake up every morning & be grateful.
she taught me that committing to something & sticking to it is how we grow.
most of all, she taught me that standing on things, everyday objects, can be incredible.
she's my best friend."
this time around, theron is snapping shots of maddie doing things
rather than "just" standing atop stuff.
here's a sampling of both types of maddie photos ... full of awesome.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
just indulge me ... one more day.
my top six runners-up for the greatest moments
of the 57th presidential inauguration [in order of appearance]:
6. kelly clarkson [texan] wowing the crowd
with her *live* version of "my country 'tis of thee":
5. beautiful beyonce [texan], amazing as ever, delivering
our national anthem [lip-synch? who cares? look at her!]:
4. our first lady epically eye-rolling
at boehner's luncheon banter:
3. nbc's al roker getting a presidential thumbs-up
& a vice-presidential handshake during the inaugural parade:
2. big first sister malia obama hilariously photobombing
little first sister sasha's shot of their smooching parents:
1. jennifer hudson, doing right by the reverend al green
with her first-couple's-first-dance version of "let's stay together":
aaaand . . . my favorite moment of the 2013 inauguration?
the one captured at the top of the post —
president obama, as he exited the ceremony,
pausing & turning around to take a moment to take it all in.
"i want to take a look one more time," he said.
"i'm not going to see this again."
watch the video of it here.
image source: the white house.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
i'm honoring christmas in my heart . . .
. . . & keeping it all the year.
or for a month, anyway.
three weeks later, i thought i'd try to brighten up your january midweek
with a couple of musical videos that brightened up my holiday.
video #1: a courageous [albeit rather crass] confession
from a jewish dude who calls himself happyjoel
& earns his living entering online video contests.
video #2: a kinder, gentler performance
from jimmy fallon, the roots, mariah carey & random kids,
featuring all toy instruments. just. so. charming. & happy. & fun.
"blessed is the season which engages
the whole world in a conspiracy of love"
quoth american writer hamilton wright mabie.
why not try to extend the blessing just a little longer?
share a smile — or two — today.
image source: zazzle.com.au.
Monday, January 14, 2013
laugh — it's monday!
all together now: awwwww.
this opposites-apparently-attract pair of pawsome pals
sure are keeewt with a capital Q . . .
but if you've got four-legged friends around your house,
then you know the daily reality of pet parenthood
often features less-than-darling, closer-to-disgusting moments.
this video — which i've watched at least a dozen times &
is still causing me to laugh aloud alone with my laptop —
accurately exemplifies the type of behavior we will tolerate
in our furry wards which we likely would not in our two-legger friends.
bone appetit!!
image source: verba mea vita blog.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
amy & tina's golden globes.
yes, i am a pop-culture junkie.
i always earn the pink trivial pursuit pie piece first.
but i do try to stay toward the top of the entertainment-news fray . . .
i sometimes buy people magazine, but never other supermarket tabloids.
i watch et, but not tmz.
i dvr the academy awards, but just glance at reviews of the golden globes.
until this year.
this year, i will be watching the golden globes
from red-carpet coverage to closing credits.
because this year, the magnificently hilarious tina fey & amy poehler
will be teaming up to host oscar's 70yo boozy little brother.
in advance interviews, tina has outlined the hosting job description as
keeping things moving, & getting the movie stars drunker so
hopefully someone's boob will fall out of their dress.
amy has promised to wear an all tear-away wardrobe throughout the evening.
&, as if all that is not enough, they've created a drinking game
especially for the event for at-home viewers.
i've already posted the rules up on our fridge:
::any time an actress cries in a speech, drink.
::any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.
::any time someone says, “i didn’t prepare anything!” drink.
::any time anyone thanks harvey weinstein, eat a meatball sub.
::any time they show judi dench, take off an article of clothing.
::any time maggie smith wins, take off an article of clothing.
it's gonna be a night to remember — or try to, anyway.
go, team fey-ler!! wait . . . that didn't come out the way i meant it.
anyway, can't wait for sunday.
image source: huffington post united kingdom.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
she-cars & her-pens.
ok, just going to say this once:
um, product development people? just fyi, it's two-thousand-twelve.
& women don't need or want special "lady" versions of stuff.
aka i love my gillette mach 3 razor —
turns out it gives just as close a shave
on my "lady" pits as it does on a guy's face.
but maybe japanese women feel differently.
that's what honda japan is hoping,
as it has launched the honda fit she's
[she's what? she's got a heart used for her apostrophe, yo. for realz.],
a "lady" version of the fit subcompact.
the japanese designers say their intention was to make
the regular fit model "adult cute," i.e., pink pink pink.
pink color, natch, plus pink stitching in the
floormats, seats & steering wheel, pink metallic bezels
around the displays & shifter. but she's also available in
shades of
told a japanese newspaper match the color of eyeshadow.
but the fit she's rosy-hued feminine beauty isn't just tone-deep.
the she's also comes with special windshield glass that
reduces 99% of wrinkle-inducing ultraviolet rays, &
a "plasmacluster" air-conditioning system that
honda claims can improve a driver's skin quality.
which is all good & well . . . but what about potential wrinkling effects of
being forced to deal with the day-to-day stresses of
maneuvering through all that aggressive man-traffic?
i'm beginning to think maybe women shouldn't be driving at all . . .
not if it's going to take such an ugly toll on our porcelain complexions.
oof.
the fit she's leaves this she fit to be gagged with a little pink driving glove.
but if a "lady" car revs your engine,
then you may want to be taking notes
with a pink or purple bic for her pen.
i'll leave it to the extraordinary ellen degeneres
to tell you more . . . beginning with,
it's about damn time! where have our pens been?
can you believe this? we've been using man pens all these years.
blech!
image source: www.car1.hk.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
feminism primer. by dudes.
ok, i just discovered the factuary: comical education on cultural topics.
the factuary is a series of youtube webisodes,
hosted & written by comedian guy branum,
each addressing an issue of interest —
from scientology explained to why the rapper mia is always pissed off —
& presenting the facts of the matter, funnily.
check out the channel — but first, check out this episode:
"what do feminists have left?" {hint: plenty.}
this guy totally gets it, man.
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
for other list-lovers.
oh, how i love a list.
so linear, so logical, so digestible, so doable.
& sometimes, such a delightful literary snapshot.
shaun usher's latest website, lists of note, is a celebration of such enumerations.
lists of note features, well, notable lists.
from johnny cash's to-do list
to ghandi's 1947 list of "the seven blunders
that human society commits, & that cause all the violence"
to a new zealand newspaper's 1891 guide to the art of eye flirtation,
this is fairly fascinating stuff.
a few further examples:
how to write,
from advertising legend david ogilvy to his agency staff,
a 1982 list of ten writing tips, such as:
4. never use jargon words like reconceptualize, demassification, attitudinally, judgmentally. they are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.
7. never send a letter or a memo on the day you write it. read it aloud the next morning — & then edit it.
10. if you want action, don't write. go & tell the guy what you want.
new year's rulin's,
by folk singer/hero woody guthrie,
an illustrated list of 33 resolutions for 1942, including:
3. wash teeth if any
8. write a song a day
27. help win war — beat fascism
31. love everybody
the 47 dwarfs,
by the disney writing team for the 1932 animated classic "snow white,"
a list of potential names for the seven dwarfs,
who are unnamed in the original fairytale.
the names eventually selected were
bashful, doc, dopey, grumpy, happy, sleepy & sneezy.
in the 1912 broadway stage adaptation of the story,
playwright winthrop ames chose blick, flick, glick, plick, snick, whick & quee.
my personal picks from the list of 47 are
awful, deafy, hickey, jaunty, neurtsy, snappy & soulful.
so, what's your latest list look like? do share.
i'm off to check off "blog — list site" on my list of daily to-do's.
image source: interesting top ten lists.
Monday, June 4, 2012
jessica's daily affirmation.

her name is jessica.
& she is a great way to begin a week.
or a day, an hour, even a moment.
she was 4yo when it was recorded.
her dad uploaded the video to youtube in march 2009.
in march 2012, it reached ten-million hits.
today, jessica is 14yo, & ok with being an internet sensation.
good thing, because the hits just keep on coming
for jessica's daily affirmation:
you can do anything good!
yeah! yeah! yeah!
now get out there & be full. of. awesome.
just like jessica.
image source: grumpy girl clothing.
Saturday, April 21, 2012
i moustache you . . .
. . . a question: can you feel it??
i do. i feel another etsy collection coming on.
for some reason, moustaches are very en vogue at the moment.
& for some reason, i find them tres amusant.
so, without further frenglish frasing,
i present a baker's dozen of fabu facial-hair fenoms:
mr. moustache baby mobile
100% recycled paper & premium nut veneer
by jaell & tofta [germany]
$28
mustard moustache fabric fat quarter
18 x 27", lightweight canvas 55% linen | 45%cotton
by new mom designs
$12
moustache wall wear
3" hoop
by nea jewelry & stitching [canada]
$38
eggmen series: mr. blooey eggenmeire
5x7" fine art photograph
by happee monkee [australia]
$13
a field guide to typestaches poster
18 x 24", frame not included
by old tom foolery
$24
banana with moustache tote
recycled cotton, 15.75 x 12"
by kikichoo [england]
$11
moustache vinyl decal
135mm x 40mm
by oh, dear molly [england]
$3
handcut felt moustaches on a stick
set of 15 party pack
by red bird makes [england]
$30
10 fantastico chocolate moustaches
also available in white chocolate
by swankk
$11
blond moustache stud earrings
100% renewable bamboo
by isette
$10
just under your nose moustache ring
sterling silver
by melanie favreau [canada]
$55
rango the cowboy of love sock monkey
18" top to toes
by tweeling [canada]
$35
top image source:
brown moustache nuk
bpa-free pacifier, 6 months & up
by creative cuteness
$9
i do. i feel another etsy collection coming on.
for some reason, moustaches are very en vogue at the moment.
& for some reason, i find them tres amusant.
so, without further frenglish frasing,
i present a baker's dozen of fabu facial-hair fenoms:
mr. moustache baby mobile
100% recycled paper & premium nut veneer
by jaell & tofta [germany]
$28
mustard moustache fabric fat quarter
18 x 27", lightweight canvas 55% linen | 45%cotton
by new mom designs
$12
moustache wall wear
3" hoop
by nea jewelry & stitching [canada]
$38
eggmen series: mr. blooey eggenmeire
5x7" fine art photograph
by happee monkee [australia]
$13
a field guide to typestaches poster
18 x 24", frame not included
by old tom foolery
$24
banana with moustache tote
recycled cotton, 15.75 x 12"
by kikichoo [england]
$11
moustache vinyl decal
135mm x 40mm
by oh, dear molly [england]
$3
handcut felt moustaches on a stick
set of 15 party pack
by red bird makes [england]
$30
10 fantastico chocolate moustaches
also available in white chocolate
by swankk
$11
blond moustache stud earrings
100% renewable bamboo
by isette
$10
just under your nose moustache ring
sterling silver
by melanie favreau [canada]
$55
rango the cowboy of love sock monkey
18" top to toes
by tweeling [canada]
$35
top image source:
brown moustache nuk
bpa-free pacifier, 6 months & up
by creative cuteness
$9
Friday, April 13, 2012
elmo knows it.
for all its faults, the interwebs occasionally amazes me utterly
by helping human beings express how incredibly clever + creative they can be.
for example:
you can visit the correlating "i'm elmo & i know it" facebook page
to download ringtones or get tees/onesies.
great work, jeff c. & family!! :) :) :)
by helping human beings express how incredibly clever + creative they can be.
for example:
you can visit the correlating "i'm elmo & i know it" facebook page
to download ringtones or get tees/onesies.
great work, jeff c. & family!! :) :) :)
Thursday, March 15, 2012
the tutu project.
there is a man who is a professional photographer who lives in new york city.
his name is bob carrey.
he is married to linda.
the carreys used to live in phoenix. while there, ballet arizona asked bob
to contribute an original image for a media campaign.
bob chose to snap a shot of himself in a pink tutu.
a few months later, in 2003, the carreys moved across the country from phoenix to nyc.
bob thought he might begin a series of himself in the tutu,
so he kept it close at hand as they drove across the country.
the first tutu self-portrait happened in santa fe.
in bob's words,
"i began to realize that a bit of pink tulle can change the
context of an environment & people's reaction to it."
six months later, linda was diagnosed with breast cancer.
she beat it, but a few years later, in 2006, it recurred.
she has been undergoing chemo ever since.
again, bob's words:
"oddly enough, [linda's] cancer has taught us that life is good,
dealing with it can be hard, & sometimes the very best thing —
no, the only thing — we can do to face another day is
to laugh at ourselves, & share a laugh with others."
& so the tutu project continued,
spreading its rare tincture of silliness & beauty
one pirouette at a time.
soon, bob will self-publish ballerina, the book,
a collection of his tutu images & some humorous stories
about the adventures of a man & his pink tulle.
all proceeds from the sale of the book will go directly
to breast-cancer organizations.
the carreys' goal is to raise $75,000.
you can purchase prints of tutu photos or preorder the book here.
you can visit & like the tutu project's facebook page here.
& you can enjoy just a taste of bob's terrific tutu self-portraiture here:
his name is bob carrey.
he is married to linda.
the carreys used to live in phoenix. while there, ballet arizona asked bob
to contribute an original image for a media campaign.
bob chose to snap a shot of himself in a pink tutu.
a few months later, in 2003, the carreys moved across the country from phoenix to nyc.
bob thought he might begin a series of himself in the tutu,
so he kept it close at hand as they drove across the country.
the first tutu self-portrait happened in santa fe.
in bob's words,
"i began to realize that a bit of pink tulle can change the
context of an environment & people's reaction to it."
six months later, linda was diagnosed with breast cancer.
she beat it, but a few years later, in 2006, it recurred.
she has been undergoing chemo ever since.
again, bob's words:
"oddly enough, [linda's] cancer has taught us that life is good,
dealing with it can be hard, & sometimes the very best thing —
no, the only thing — we can do to face another day is
to laugh at ourselves, & share a laugh with others."
& so the tutu project continued,
spreading its rare tincture of silliness & beauty
one pirouette at a time.
soon, bob will self-publish ballerina, the book,
a collection of his tutu images & some humorous stories
about the adventures of a man & his pink tulle.
all proceeds from the sale of the book will go directly
to breast-cancer organizations.
the carreys' goal is to raise $75,000.
you can purchase prints of tutu photos or preorder the book here.
you can visit & like the tutu project's facebook page here.
& you can enjoy just a taste of bob's terrific tutu self-portraiture here:
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