Wednesday, January 9, 2013

amy & tina's golden globes.

yes, i am a pop-culture junkie.
i always earn the pink trivial pursuit pie piece first.

but i do try to stay toward the top of the entertainment-news fray . . .
i sometimes buy people magazine, but never other supermarket tabloids.
i watch et, but not tmz.
i dvr the academy awards, but just glance at reviews of the golden globes.

until this year.

this year, i will be watching the golden globes
from red-carpet coverage to closing credits.

because this year, the magnificently hilarious tina fey & amy poehler
will be teaming up to host oscar's 70yo boozy little brother.

in advance interviews, tina has outlined the hosting job description as
keeping things moving, & getting the movie stars drunker so
hopefully someone's boob will fall out of their dress.
amy has promised to wear an all tear-away wardrobe throughout the evening.

&, as if all that is not enough, they've created a drinking game
especially for the event for at-home viewers.
i've already posted the rules up on our fridge:

::any time an actress cries in a speech, drink.

::any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.

::any time someone says, “i didn’t prepare anything!” drink.

::any time anyone thanks harvey weinstein, eat a meatball sub.

::any time they show judi dench, take off an article of clothing.

::any time maggie smith wins, take off an article of clothing.

it's gonna be a night to remember — or try to, anyway.
go, team fey-ler!! wait . . . that didn't come out the way i meant it.
anyway, can't wait for sunday.

image source: huffington post united kingdom.

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